Joseluis, 19, Cancun, Mexico.
Sad things make me happy, i do car commercials in japan.
"You’re on your knees? … Good. Now die to yourself, to your idea of yourself. Everything you think you think you are. You’re not. What’s left? Find out.”
— G. J. (via lagniappesforyou)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

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